I grab the sheets and I get them home. And I’m psyched to put them on my bed, right? I feel them and - they feel a little rough to the touch. I get a little suspicious. I do a little Google-ing. I find an investigative report in Southern Living Magazine where they investigated thread count claims … And they had a little chart, and it said:
"But, remember, you’re responsible for your own happiness." - New Yorker Cartoon Poster Print by Leo Cullum at the Condé Nast Collection
I accidentally killed someone, you guys, but I was just doing research for an article I’m writing, so that makes it ok. That’s how it works, right?
LTMC: Meanwhile, 16-year olds get prosecuted for manslaughter for texting while driving. But don’t worry, police don’t get special treatment.